Mini Hiatus Your name is DAVE STRIDER and you are one wealthy son of a bitch. Any "real" WORK is beneath you, so you cannot be FUCKED to do it.

Instead you stay at your home, and host several PARTIES and GATHERINGS which usually become the talk of the town.

Basically, you would call yourself a part of NOBILITY, being the PRINCE of the STRIDER FAMILY.

Status: NONE
hottest piece of ass in 1850
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#homestuck
#davejake
#victorianstuck rp
#this sort of ruins some of our plotline but whatever lol
twingeneticist: murasakivie submitted: Hey, so I know nothing about Victorianstuck but… I saw this prompt and it seemed cute so… :I ah..h… wheezes oh my GOD th.. i can’t.. speaktype thank you so much oh my gosh fhdsjlkgegnvagrui i.. oh.. dang. i just.. lemme stare (LOL IRONIC) for a bit longer thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou i can’t thank you enough oh man wow <33333333
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#omg sorry this took so long. ;;

trickyannihilation:

yeahh~

II get that a lot youd be 2urprii2ed! 

but II am pretty much better iin every way ^_~

hehe 2ome of them can be pretty biig jerk2 huh?

im already agreeing that youre better in every way
because i dont want to rip you apart while talking to you
so theres that

yes
yes they can be
and i usually dont like any captors
because of my captor here in this timeline
fucking douche 

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trickyannihilation:

hello there daviid~

hehe II go by luxii

iit2 niice to meet you!

nice to meet you too maam

i need to say that you remind me of that damn captor
but im not going to treat you like him because well
youre a lady
and im pretty sure just by that little greeting that youre completely different from him
which is fanfuckingtastic 

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trickyannihilation:

classicstylestrider started following you

hii there honey~

honey huh
works for me

names david strider
who are you 

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— ladies and gentlemen a public service announcement

tipsyburlesque:

YOUR dick davey

not dirk

and not dicks dirk

*dirks

*dick

now im going to go change cause i feel eyes on my breasts

aw fine i guess ill watch my own dick
unless you want to help out sometime
that would be much appreciated

but yes
go change you drunk woman
you look quite indecent 

(Source: classicstylestrider)

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#ic
#dumbass post though
#roxy stares at my ass

girl look at that body

girl look at that body

i work out

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#staring at your boobs miss lalonde
— ladies and gentlemen a public service announcement

tipsyburlesque:

watch your dirk strider

*dick

not sure if im supposed to watch my brother or my dick

or my brothers dick 

(Source: classicstylestrider)

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#likechristmasupinhere

likechristmasupinhere replied to your post: ladies and gentlemen a public service announcement

and this is news how

i just thought i should warn everyone that no matter the timeline
shes a drunk mess

hot yes
but drunk 

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#tipsyburlesque
— ladies and gentlemen a public service announcement

miss roxy lalonde is an alcoholic

ignore everything and anything that she says

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#classicstylestrider
#princelypauper
— ==> complain

princelypauper:

Dammit Dave.

No, I wouldn’t laugh alright.

This is a serious thing.

Just…think about help, okay?

bro

seriously

im fine

its not a big deal

(Source: classicstylestrider)